The tendency to gnaw on my arm was expertly suppressed. Mostly. I strongly recommend LRRC's new Zombie Law Practice group to certain undead friends.
- ELEANOR STUMBLEDOWN
Our team is dedicated to the idea that all beings have rights, whether people or not, whether living or otherwise. Our staff, while mostly normal, enthusiastic, living humans and zombies, also includes a number of accounting vampires, computer expert trolls, paralegal mummies, and our inspector specter. We’re all united in our goal – to help you get justice.
We’ve successfully closed cases in the areas of business law, estate law, bankruptcy, personal injury, criminal law, probate, immigration, and more. In fact, if you have a legal need and we can’t meet it, we’ll convert your living flesh to eternally undead for free.
History of our Practice Group
When Brent Cohen became a post-living citizen in 1837, he quickly recognized the treatment that zombies receive is often second-class. He resumed his law practice and became one of the nation's first zombie-rights lawyers. As time went on, more post-living lawyers joined the firm and the practice expanded into the areas of personal injury, real estate law, criminal defense, and corporate law.
Today, if you need powerful representation, there is no team more experienced and ready to help than Zombie Law. For those who have been injured in a zombie related accident, you owe it to yourself to call. Nobody knows personal injury law with zombies like our team.If you are a zombie experiencing unfair treatment due to your alternate life status, call now 800-GET-ZOMBI.
No matter what your need is, we have an attorney ready to help. Have you been injured by a zombie? We can help. Are you a zombie who has been mistreated or misrepresented by today’s slanderous media? We can help. No matter what your life-status is, we take a stand for your rights.
- Zombie Criminal Defense
- Zombie Family Law
- Undead Estate Law
- Zombie Bankruptcy
- Zombie Business Formation